Week One: She’s a Keeper

Goodness gracious… how has a week flown by already?  It seems like just yesterday we were chilling in the hospital plotting the demise of Little Miss Bedside Bad Manners (a.k.a. “worst nurse ever”).


  • Converts breast milk into pea soup-like substances then violently expels out of business end
  • Mimics gestures, some more socially accepted than others
  • Goes cross eyed at Daddy (as if seeing just one of him wasn’t enough)
  • Head bangs like a guitar hero, nipple moshes like an emo kid on Molly



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